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| How to Get Us! Rusty: We're really pretty easy... hey, that didn't come out right! Luce: Whatever! Easy, cheap... |
| E-mail: mentalpausewenches@yahoo.com Phone: (816) 673-9314 Carrier pigeon: his name is Fergus & he likes nuts Pony Express: and he'll ride us 10 times 'round the room, thank ye, Mick! Ship: send us a sailor, we love to bob for seamen! |
| Now you can book us for your private party. The original Hooter Girls...just south of our original location! |