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Rusty: We're really pretty easy...
hey, that didn't come out right!

Luce: Whatever! Easy, cheap...
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E-mail: mentalpausewenches@yahoo.com
Phone: (816) 673-9314
Carrier pigeon: his name is Fergus & he likes nuts
Pony Express: and he'll ride us 10 times 'round the room, thank ye, Mick!
Ship: send us a sailor, we love to bob for seamen!
Now you can book us for your private
party. The original Hooter Girls...just
south of our original location!